Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
—Oscar Wilde
Produce Pete
I looked down at the ground and shuffled my feet. I could feel that I was blushing, my cheeks were red hot and my forehead seemed like it had began sweating. I had just experienced my first kiss.
“WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST KISS THAT TREE?!” my dad yelled from an open window, startling us both and ruining the moment.
“They’ll never understand us… I love you.” I whispered as I caressed her scratchy bark like skin.
Clark Gable
Today (November 9th) marks the 20th anniversary of a significant moment in history. It marks the day when Germans banded together and decided they didn’t want their beautiful wall to be ruined by graffiti any longer. The Germans decided to tear down the wall and, I’m assuming, build a replacement. While I applaud their stand against vandalism I question their work ethic. It’s been 20 years, Germany, and still no replacement wall to show for it? Those East Germans can just walk right in!
Adam’s Rib
After a heated election, Slovenia finally announces their President, shown here during a campaign stop to a military base.
“I have a headache, why don’t you get your own goddamn banana?” — Jane Goodall (via alanharris)
“What the fuck’s a cell phone?” — Socrates (via alanharris)
When did Roseanne become a Supreme Court Justice?