On my visit to the local grocers!
“Hi… Uh… this is sort of a first time for me,” I said to the clerk nervously, “could… could you tell me where the prostitution den is?”
“Oh my God. Sir, this is a grocery store…” She said with horror in her voice.
It was too late, I was already completely naked.
“So you don’t have a back room filled with prostitutes?” I asked dumbfounded.
“No…” She said, looking like she was going to vomit.
“How old are you?” I asked with excited anticipation.
“17…?” She answered, slowly backing away from me.
“Oh… damn. I better go, then.” I yelled as I dashed out of the building, police sirens getting closer and closer.
