On a short story from a new book entitled “Totally untrue stories… there’s no need for you to think that the stories depicted are true… yup, no truth here…”
AlanAlex opened the dyer and took out his fresh, clean towels.“Look how white they are!” he excitedly exclaimed to an empty household, just as he had done every other time he did the laundry.
Later that night
AlanAlex would chug a bottle of Jack Daniels, harass a group of skateboarders and pass out behind Blockbuster Video, again.